Cracking During an Argument (14 August 2015)

I know I’m not the only one that does this although I have never had it done on me, probably because if someone did it to me I would just verbally crush them because I think too quick on my feet. 

Have you ever had a conversation with someone and your just thinking in your head ‘just shut the fuck up’.  You know this person is so full of shit but yet you stand there and bite your tongue.  Or the other person this could be is someone that you always have to walk around on eggshells with but they are quite an obnoxious person that is quite bossy.

You listen and listen biting your tongue as you go and you’re secretly patting yourself on the back for listening to this shit.  The conversation ends and you turn to walk away free as a bird from this nonsense and you have done so well to control yourself.......then......that voice in your head just says ‘fuck it, let them have it’. 

Uncontrollably you turn back to the person and the conversation always starts with you saying ‘actually, you know what.......’ and you lay into them calling them on all of the shit that they just blurted out of their mouth.  You have no idea what is coming out of your mouth at the time but by the look on their face it’s the last time that they ever spew shit in your direction.

Just me?  Nah I didn’t think so.

Annoying Eaters (3 August 2015)

Like my previous blog on Adult Toilet Training this one is pretty similar as far as aggravation levels go!

What’s more annoying than sitting in your office trying your best to work away and someone in the room is eating and making so much noise while doing it that you want to get that bit of food and just ram it clear down their throat?  A bit over the top?  I don’t think so!

Now there are a few different types of annoyance while other people are eating.  As I began above there is the ‘noise maker’.  These people chew and chew but breath so heavily through their nose that it is just so distracting.  There are numerous time I have come across people like this and it just winds me up so much.

On the other end of the scale there is the opened mouth eater.  To all of you that do this, I’m sorry but your fucking minging!  Holy shit like how hard is it to close your mouth? I don’t give a flying fuck how you eat at home but when you’re around people keep it closed!  I don’t need to see your burger being chomped around the front of your teeth thanks all the same.

I shouldn’t be looking you say?  Well now I wouldn’t be looking if old chomper wasn’t making so much fucking noise while smacking their lips together.  I’m only looking because I like to look someone in the eye before I beat seven shades of shit out of them (it may all just be a daydream in my head but I like a bit of eye contact all the same).

Now don’t start pinning me down as a gurney shits, well I am one a little, but it’s all just in good fun J