Before I kick off,
which I will once I get carried away, I must emphasise that I am not a man
hater. I love men, I prefer their
company, I’m very much a guy’s girl due to being raised a bit of a tom boy
but..........living with one can be hardy friggin’ work!
For all of those
women out there who have sons please pay special attention to this because for
some of you the root of this problem lies with you.
I have been married
just over a year but I have lived with my hubby for 6 years so I knew what I
was getting into when I decided to commit to this relationship. I might have had a few drinks in me and I was
in Amsterdam (I will say no more) when I said yes to his proposal but I said
yes all the same. Don’t get me wrong I
do love my husband but sometimes, just sometimes smothering him with a pillow
for a little while would bring me great satisfaction. I have no doubt in my mind he would love to
do the same to me sometimes, that’s how marriage works!
From the times
growing up and watching how life worked about the house many things have
changed since then. I was born in the
early 80’s and grew up in the 90’s. My
dad went off to work every day and my mum stayed at home like the dutiful
housewife but she was no soft touch with my dad, if he annoyed her or took
advantage she let him have it. My dad
didn’t do much of the housework since he was working all day but he cooked at
the weekends and he walked the dogs so that was fair enough. My mum always brought me up to never be a
maid for a man and to make sure all of the work in the house was divided.
Life in my home now
is quite different. We both work full
time, the same hours I may add but for some reason men of my hubby’s age seem
to think that life owes them something. Even
though I work the same hours he still thinks I should do all the cleaning,
cooking, washing and look after our dog (we only had 1 at the time). The day he said that was the biggest mistake
of his life.
After some time I
got him into the way of housework, I don’t expect cleaning to a show home
standard or anything but I do like things to be more or less tidy but I can
happily live with a little mess. This
actually lasted just over 2 years but then we bought a house together and the
housework began to dwindle. He gradually
did less and less but as soon as I noticed that’s when I began to do less and
less for him. I let his side of the
bedroom get messy, his washing piled up and there was never anything around the
house that he wanted. I went on strike
for more than 3 years and he learned his lesson and began to tidy. Yes 3 years is a long time but he’s an adult
and should be doing it for himself anyway.
You’re wondering how I kept it up for 3 years, I’m very stubborn and if
I want to get my own way then I can be very patient.
I told the ladies in
work what I was doing and all I got was sympathy for him.
“Awe the poor guy”
“You’re very hard on
him”
“That’s awful; my
hubby would never do any house work”
Etc etc
Am I the only one
that sees something exceptionally wrong with this picture? How about we turn the tables. What does he do for me? Does he do the DIY? No. Does he cut the grass? Very seldom. Does he cook? Rarely. Does he wash my car? Maybe once a year even
though he promised to do it every weekend.
Why should I even do a single thing for him if he’s not prepared to do anything
for me?
Since when do we
look after men like they are children?
Are they not adults? Are they not capable of looking after
themselves? Are they so needy and
useless? No, they are just lazy and if
someone will do all your work for you then why bother?
I completely blame
his mum and she accepts the blame too.
She did everything for him growing up and when he wouldn’t do something
for her she told him not to worry and she would do it. He never lifted a finger around the
house. He pretty much got lifted and
laid. Now I have to live with a lazy git
that thinks women should be doing it all for him.
I am no domestic goddess
and the thought of housework or being a housewife would depress the life out of
me. I like having a career, I like being
out and about but a lot of men don’t like women having independence. I never understand the woman that live like
this and are unhappy with it. Some women
love it and that’s the way they want their life to be and fair play to them but
it’s not for me.
Boys should be
educated early in life in how to pick up after themselves and how to help out
round the house. My hubby is almost 30
and still can’t wash a butter knife after he uses it; he leaves the buttery
knife on the worktop with all the crumbs from the bread. He even got his mum to buy him a dishwasher
one Christmas because he doesn’t like to do dishes. He leaves socks lying about the house, there
is a trail of clothes upstairs when he’s going for a shower, he can’t put his
clothes in the wash basket but he can get pretty close, but the one thing that
drives me bonkers is that he is unable to change a loo roll!!
I could go on and on
bringing up house bills, mortgages, personal appointments but the list would be
endless. Who needs kids when you have a
husband to raise? Men seem to be
incapable of doing most things these days due to laziness and it’s quite sad to
see.
Didn’t they use to
be the ‘superior’ sex???
