Since the summer is
here (don’t know if that’s what you could call it in Ireland) there have been a
lot of joggers out and about. I mainly
notice them when I’m out walking the dog and the most awful thing happened to
me a few weeks ago when I was out.
I’m normally a very
observant person; I notice the strangest things that most people would never
even think about in their lives. Anyway,
a jogger passed me and he was one of those joggers that runs with his
tongue. In other words he had to stick
his tongue out slightly to concentrate, like those weird drivers that need to
‘use’ their tongue when they are parallel parking. The thought had never occurred to me before
but it did today, the first thought that popped into my head is ‘I wonder if
that is his sex face?’
There was so much
concentration on his wee face and he was out of puff and it all just blended
into this one disturbing thought. Then I
felt bad for his wife if it was his sex face because she must piss herself laughing
if it is. Now guys you might be all sexy
and all beforehand but during sex there is usually a reason why we close our
eye. Many women may not have even
noticed this yet but you will now. I
think if you naturally close your eyes then it is your subconscious telling you
not to look or your gonna laugh.
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